Gaga people, listen up.

My cousin just informed me that he has a friend who made a new friend in college. Confusing, right? Well, my cousin’s friend’s new best friend is Gaga’s sister, Natalie Germanotta. And my cousin’s friend basically lives at Natalie’s apartment. And Gaga comes in like all the time to sleep, hang out, etc. Basically, what that means is that this winter break, I will be staying at said house and living with Lady Gaga for a week. Not meeting, not getting an autograph, just chilling with her. I cannot even express myself right now.