March 2012
i am pro global warming
doomf:
I’ll have an LGBT sandwich, hold the mayo
lindsaylohan777:
“what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” kelly clarkson sings to herself as her bmi hits 29
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
MartinLutherKingJrVEVO
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dark-paladin21 replied to your photo: POOP QWOP IM SO HIGH this is my signature face
does a dollar, make you holler?
only if you have a big schlong
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ill3st replied to your photo: POOP QWOP IM SO HIGH this is my signature face
r u wearing lipSTICK
nO MY LIPS ARE JUST REALLY RED idk yolo
idiotblogger:
I wonder what vaginastew is doing right now
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
thatsmoderatelyraven:
does this mean Snooki’s baby and Blue Ivy Carter will be in the same grade?
annefranksgasmask:
blainempreg:
annefranksgasmask:
sexy can i is my theme song because im sexy as heck
mine is stupid hoe because…
no one cares #basicbxtch
unfreshing:
this pussy clean this pussy squeaky
that pussy old, that pussy creaky
scubway:
if you hate h0ttndanger0us you hate ME
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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything!
doomf:
I am a butt doctor show me your butts
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
rikkeric:
I like it when things that aren’t people sound like people. Like vacuums. Or cars.
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
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